It has been more than 16 years since I stepped into a Blue Bird School Bus, but more than the bus took me back to elementary school and my childhood. The third world smacks you in the face if you're not ready for it, and I was far from ready. I was immediately reminded of India. The border control is only there if you look for it at Talisman, where I crossed. One could easily easily cross without answering to anyone, just act like you know what you're doing. Every few steps, on either side of the border, men approached me to change my Pesos into Queztales. I was betting on being able to find an ATM on the Guatemala side of the border, but I had taken out some extra pesos before I left Mexico just in case.
The actual crossing was almost comical. Chickens ran back and forth. An old man was herding a few goats. I searched for the border control, and in between pestering from money exchange guys, I was able to find it. There was a 10 quetzal fee to enter Guatemala, and I asked if there was an ATM.
"No hasta San Marcos." Not until San Marcs he informed me.
I asked if I could pay with Pesos and he said that it would be 20 pesos. I paid, and then asked how to get to Panajachel, where I would be meeting my group the following day. It wasn't going to be easy. I had to take a colectivo (collective van) to Malacatan, from there I could catch a bus to San Marcs. From San Marcs I would take a bus to Solola, and from there another bus to Panajachel. I wrote down the names of the cities and the prices I should pay and headed into Guatemala.
Now I would have to change some money. The next guy who approached me offered me 170 Quetzales for 515 pesos. I knew from paying the customs agent that the exchange rate was approximately 50%, so I got him up to 250, felt good about myself, and then headed to the colectivo. I would later learn that he still made quite a bit on that exchange.
The colectivo took me to San Marcs. I got out and handed the guy a 20 for a ride that cost 5. He took the money and drove off. That was the real slap in the face. Ok, you're not in Mexico anymore I told myself. You only screw that up once. Time to remember what it's like to be in the third world.
I hurried to my bus, and here was the introduction to the famed Guatemalan Chicken bus. They're old US school buses. Some of them even still have the "God Bless the USA" stickers on the mirror that the driver used to keep an eye on the students. The second one I rode on even said "Blue Bird Midwest."
Could I have rode this same bus to school all those years ago? I couldn't help but play with the windows: just push in both the tabs and let it drop. It would have made my day if the driver had pulled out the stop sign at stops. Sadly, the stop sign was one of the few functions that was disabled.
The buses were outfitted with a steel frame on top and a ladder up the back of the bus. Some travelers had large bags of grains, fruits, and yes, chickens. The bus would stop just long enough for the passenger to get on. He or she would leave their pack at the back of the bus, and the guy who took your fare (not the driver) would grab the pack, throw it on his head, and run up the rear ladder (no hands) as the bus started moving again. He would then either swing down into the front door or sneak in the rear, not so emergency, exit.
I had to wait around in Los Encuentros for almost an hour before my bus showed up. They don't run on a schedule there; they leave when they're full. Not too much later I was in Panajachel after more than 30 hrs of traveling. I got my own room, had a quick meal, and went to sleep.
The next day I met the group, and we spent the next few days in Panajachel. Panajachel lays on Lake Atitlan and is surrouded by active and inactive volcanoes. Once, it was one huge volcano that blew and several smaller ones sprung up on the perimeter. It's one of Guatemala's most touristy cities. From what I gathered, you can take "outdoor" tours from here. I wasn't in the mood though, so in my spare time I enjoyed the comforts of such a city including delicious vegetarian meals, great coffee, and hot water showers.